Failinator

(Twitch)
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I think black people are hilarious
Dude, this cutscene is such a boner-killer, what the fuck
How did I swallow that guy?
Maybe I just don't like you. No, I'm just kidding. I want to have babies.
That guy is looking at my ass. You see that? You see that shit, dude? Fucking pedo frog.
You might be wondering why I'm not backwalking all the time. I just don't want to see Link's ass
You know what really throws me off? Actually nothing. I was kidding.
How do you know that I'm not your real dad? You don't know shit son